HoHan was mowed down by a bike while leaving a club with SamRo in NYC last night. Dyke hit by a bike! Her driver took her ass to the hospital and she was out by 4am. I’m sure she went home and got mowed down again by SamRo. I’m not sure what that meant, but it sounded lesbianey, so I threw it in.
Michael Lohan told the New York Post, “She’s not hurt. That’s all I really care about.” Yup, I’m sure that’s all he cares about. As soon as he found out about the accident, he called HoHan’s lawyer first to see if he was in her will at all. The lawyer couldn’t talk because White Oprah was on the other line.
Whoever hit HoHan’s ass, did it on purpose. It’s just natural instinct. You’re riding down the street, you see HoHan walking out of a club, and you can’t help but want to hit her ass. 25 points! Seriously, as long as SamRo wasn’t injured, that’s all I care about.
Here’s our favorite cokey gayelles out and about in NYC a couple of days ago.