Baby Levi Strauss Is Totally In That Bucket

July 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves took Baby Levi Strauss for a walk yesterday in Malibu. You’re probably assuming that Baby Levi is in that stroller. You know he isn’t. He’s probably in that bucket, because Matthew thought it would be “totally rad” to carry him that way. He saw it in “National Geographic” or something. Matthew’s bongo and his bong are riding safely in the baby stroller.

Camila looks pretty hot for just having a baby. I’m assuming that bitch had the works after she gave birth. Every Hollywood bitch probably gets it. The doctors don’t even ask anymore. As soon as baby pops out, they bring in the wet vac and make it all right again.

Matthew also went for a walk later in the day with Baby Levi Strauss and a “friend.” GAY! And how can Matthew have two baby strollers? They can fit both of those things in his trailer home?

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