This Was Supposed To Happen

July 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

And they said it wouldn’t last. Well, they were fucking right. The hairytale (typo, but it stays) romance of “The Bachelor’s” Matt Grant and Shayne Lamas has ended. Even Shauna Sand’s exquisite lucite heels could see this coming.

They told People, “We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

What would be more shocking is if a “Bachelor” couple actually made it past the first year. I blame that fug ass bath puff in Shayne’s hair. Anybody who wears a bath puff in their hair has serious emotional problems.

Don’t be surprised when ABC announces Shayne as the next “Bachelorette.” It’s supposed to happen this way. Personally. I’d rather see Shayne’s stunning mother, Michele Smith, as the next “Bachelorette.”

Tags: Drunks, Splits, The "Who Cares?" News

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