There Goes Their Multi-Million Dollar Picture Deal

July 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Ethan Hawke and The Nanny said “fuck it” today by not even trying to cover up their little baby’s face from the paps. Obviously, they’ve decided not to whore out their baby in a magazine. Ethan should have tried to work some kind of deal. He could have gotten a meal voucher from T.G.I. Friday’s or possibly half of a joint. Oh well, maybe next time.

Here’s more of Ethan, The Nanny and 1-week-old Clementine Jane in NYC. She’s precious. It’s a good thing she didn’t inherit her daddy’s greasy meth face. Seriously, he looks like he should be selling me an 8-ball, not carrying around a little baby.

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