Ken Paves is totally telling Jessica Simpson, “You dumb bitch! I was only joking when I said that all the country bitches were wearing trash bags.” At first, I thought Jessica was wearing Stella’s trash bag dress from Project Runway. I know it’s just the pattern of the dress that’s making it look it’s from the Hefty collection, but it’s still fug as hell.
Jessica was out with my girl crush, Ken Paves, in NYC last night. Jessica’s foot claws were also out. Way out. In the last thumbnail, it looks like her toes are about to grab that ciggie. Now that’s talent!