Paps Busted On Brangelina’s Holy Land

July 25, 2008 / Posted by:

A couple of paps thought it would be a smart idea to dress in camouflage and sneak on to Brangelina’s holy land yesterday afternoon. The idiots were immediately caught by Brangie’s security team and they all started fighting. The two paps and two security guards were questioned by police. Both sides filed complaints. A spokesbitch for the police said the injuries weren’t major, just scratches and bruises.

The head of Brangie’s security team said, “We caught the two and tried to escort them off the property and the guy’s just gone beserk, thrashing out, kicking and actually biting one of the security people, breaking his finger, drawing blood and screaming that he had Hepatitis C.

Brangie’s security guards were given doctor’s notes, giving them four days off of work.

The paps were probably trying to get pictures of the twin messiahs. Brad Pitt has already threatened to sue bitches for publishing pictures of him and his family on their private property in France. If a clear picture of the twin messiahs is published, it could affect Brangie’s $11 million deal for the first pictures of the chosen ones.

Security team my ass. Maddox caught them and immediately screamed for Zahara and Pax to come back him up. He didn’t call for Shiloh because he always forgets her name. Shit, they all forget her name. The Brangie child army took care of those paps and all was well again.

By the way, you know Jennifer Aniston hired those paps. She’s trying to fuck with Saint Angelina’s money! Try harder, Jen, try harder!


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