Not A Grey Poupon Fan
July 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
22-year-old Vitaly Kovtun was stopped at a red light in Salt Lake, Utah, when a car pulled up beside him. The passenger in the other car asked him to roll down his window. When Vitaly rolled down his window, the passenger asked, “Excuse me, sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
That’s when Vitaly reached in his glove compartment, pulled out a gun, cocked it, aimed it at the other car and said, “Here’s your Grey Poupon, roll your fucking windows up.” Hmmm…maybe he’s a French’s type of dude?
When Vitaly drove off, the passenger in the other car got his license plate information and called the cops. Payback sucks. Vitaly was arrested and charged with felony aggravated assault.
Some douchebags can’t take a stupid joke. Vitaly needs to lighten up and get fucked with a funny bone. If you told him a knock-knock joke, he’d probably shoot you in the face.
That being said, I’d hit it in a bathtub full of Grey Poupon.
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