Michele Elyzabeth Is No Longer Heather Mills’ PR Whore

Heather Mills’ insanely hot and equally crazy publicist, Michele Elyzabeth (with Bijou), has quit her job. Michele worked for Heather for 4 years and claims she is still owed money.

Michele told Extra (read this with a lisp), “After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ‘stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’

I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.“

Okay, if Michele Elyzabeth is calling you crazy, then it’s time to shuffle off to the looney bin. That’s the pot calling the kettle FUCKING INSANE! Michele needs to go to the looney bin herself for working for Heather for four damn years and giving her unpaid time. Look at Bijou’s face. Even he’s thinking, “I’m with stupid.”

If Heather ever called me stupid, I’d rip off her fake leg, shove it up her caca hole, take it out and then kindly re-attach it. I’m mean, but not THAT mean. She wouldn’t even have to say the entire word. She would just have to say, “You are stu-” and it would be “game over.”

Below is a YouTube video Michele made last year when she was still friendly with Heather. Fast forward to around 5:10 to hear Michele say “Baba Walthas.” It makes my tongue tremble.