Meg Ryan Is Fat

July 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Meg Ryan should always wear a fat suit because it distracts from the fact that her face looks like it was made from recycled plastic jugs. And yes, that’s a fact.

46-year-old Meg pulled a Fishsticks Paltrow and put on a fat suit for her new movie, “The Kirstie Alley Story.”

No, Meg is doing some movie called “My Mom’s Hot Boyfriend.” This shit show also stars Colin Hanks, Antonio Banderas and Selma Blair. It’s about “an FBI agent who returns home after a three-year assignment to discover his chunky mother is now super-hot. But his life turns into a nightmare when he’s forced to spy on her every move because her dashing new boyfriend may be an international art thief.” Wasn’t this crap already made in the 80s with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell? This is some direct-to-the-USA Network shit!

Here’s another picture of fat Meg and also some pictures of her without the suit at some event yesterday. Seriously, she needs to keep that fat suit on at all times.

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