Gross
July 25, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
The “Red Sonja” poster should really feature Rose McGowan licking Robert Rodriguez’s dick, because that’s what she had to do to get this role. Obviously, it wasn’t her amazing acting skills that got her the part.
Robert will produce the remake starring Rose as the woman warrior. It’s coming out next year and it will be whoreiffic. Robert and Rose might as well just shit on a plate and hand it to us, because that’s what this movie is going to be.
Brigitte Nielsen, come fart on Rose for messing with YOUR role.
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