This Should Be Illegal

July 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic “Rocky Horror Picture Show.” That’s our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.

The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it’s official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.

Casting has not yet been announced.

Dammit, Janet! Fuck, I can already see who MTV is going to cast in this shit:

Pete Wentz as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Ashlee Simpson as Janet Weiss
Zac Efron as Brad Majors
MTV star Tila Tequila as Magenta
MTV star Parasite Hilton as Columbia
Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror
John Norris as Riff Raff
Benji Madden as Eddie
The casts of Real World and Road Rules as the ensemble

I know I’ve said this a million times, but HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD. Gone. DEAD.

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Thanks Tonia

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, I Don't Like Jokes

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