The FBI Has Anne Hathaway’s Diaries

July 24, 2008 / Posted by:

The FBI raided Raffey Follieri’s Trump Tower apartment and took a ton of shit including Anne Hathaway’s private diaries. Rush & Molloy reports that they also seized a bunch of personal photos of Raffey with Anne, Pope John Paul II, Bill Clinton, Cindy McCain and other hos.

The FBI hope Anne’s diaries and the other shit can help build their case against Raffey. Raffey was charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering for pretending to be the CFO of the Vatican in order to do a bunch of hood rat stuff.

Raffey is still in jail and Anne wants nothing to do with him. She’s changed all her phone numbers and hasn’t spoken to him since she dumped his ass days before his arrest.

There’s probably nothing major in those diaries. Anne Hathaway is every shade of boring. Her entries probably look like this:

Dear Diary,

No matter what I do I can’t get this awful fish taste out of my mouth. I’ve tried brushing with baking soda, rinsing with vinegar and nothing. It just won’t go away and people are starting to ask questions. I know I could stop eating fish, but I just love the taste. I’ll ask Heather Matarazzo what to do. She’ll know.

Love, Kisses and Sushi,

P.S. – I think my beard might be stealing from the pope or something. I’m not sure.”

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