It’s Scarecrow Wino!

July 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it’s working. Look at him. He’s so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn’t being sarcastic. He really does.

He told Ananova, “She’s the best scarecrow we’ve ever had and she’s doing a brilliant job. In fact she’s doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment. I’d be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over.” He’s also going to make both a Dreamboat Doherty and a Blaaake scarecrow.

Pff! That Wino scarecrow is hardly that frightening. He should just blow up one of the pictures below. Although, that might do more than just scare the birds away. It would also kill a few plants and give a few of the local children a bad case of scabies. Seriously, Wino looks like she was attacked by a family of cracked out crows. Her friend is equally as scary.

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