Dumb Whore VS. Dumb Whore
Skank fight alert! Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are in some kind of dumb feud and it all came to a “head” at a bbq in Malibu this weekend. Pieces of trash!
Shanna told The Dirty that it went down as soon as Kim’s fat ass showed up, “I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo fucking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!” Okay, score 1 for Shauna.
Shanna said she tried to keep it classy, but she couldn’t so she threw her drink on Kim. She went on to say, “Then, Reggie comes up and says ‘YO! Be careful what you say!’ And I was like ‘Your girls a whore!’ and he said it again – ‘Be careful what you say.’ and I just told him again – “Your girl’s a whore!’” Okay, score 2 for Shauna.
Shanna is apparently mad at Kim over some e-mails sent to Travis Barker. Shanna issued a “statement” to TMZ:
“Quite some time ago I received emails from her mobile device of VERY inappropriate conduct between herself and my husband at the time, that were NOT at all ‘friendly’ and very much ‘romantically’ inclined. I spoke to Kim Kardashian, asking her to please stay away from my family as we are trying to heal after a very trying time, she agreed and but failed to do so.
If I had known Ms. Kardashian was going to be at the BBQ in Malibu I wouldn’t have gone. One day women will realize when you destroy families there will be angry and hurt ex-wives to deal with. I still have these emails and I won’t release them as not to embarrass my ex and my family any further.“
Kim also issued her own statement saying that she modeled for Travis Barker’s clothing over a year ago, but has never had a romantic relationship with him. Blah…blah…blah..
For real, are we back in junior high school again? A really skanky junior high school for hookers, strippers and porn stars? I mean, these are grown ass women. Although, Shanna is kind of hot for throwing her drink on Kim.
There’s only one way for these two useless skeezers to settle this: ORAL SEX CONTEST IN GREECE!