Stoner Baby

July 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Little Baby Levi is already awesome. While he was in the womb, Matthew McConaughey probably taught him how to make a bong with his umbilical cord. That way he can get an early start. The minute I saw Baby Levi on OK! Magazine, “Because I Got High” started playing in my head. He looks baked! Awww…I was about his age when I had my first joint too. Memories.

Matthew also talked about finding out the sex of their baby in the delivery room, “I said, ‘Come here, little man. I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her [Camila]. It was neat to find out what the sex was because we didn’t have the doctor tell us beforehand. I’ve pulled out some baby pictures of myself, and the resemblance is amazing. This kid has a lot to learn from us. I want him to come out being a little wiser, a little cooler and a little happier than we are.”

Don’t worry Matthew, he’s already cooler than you.

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