Nobody Wants To See That Shit!

July 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Note to Brooke Hogan: Never pose in front of a wall with the word “Trans” on it. Look before you pose. She probably wondered why all the photographers were pissing themselves laughing. Well, Brooke may give us yet another reason to laugh at her ass. The NYDN reports that Playboy wants her in their magazine. Yes, I said PlayBOY and not PlayGIRL. Brooke apparently hasn’t turned down the offer.

20-year-old Brooke has never posed naked, but she’s posed in a bikini before. Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn’t want her looking like a slut. Brooke’s rep said, “No decision has been made at this time.” Let me make the decision for you, Brooke. Keep that shit to yourself! We know your tuck is proper, but we don’t need to see it in all its glory.

Hulk will probably agree to this shit if he can shoot the pictures and style her. Brooke’s issue of Playboy better come complete with a bottle of eye bleach.

When looking for pictures of Brooke, I was surprised to find out what a true fashion icon she is. Here’s some pictures of Brooke’s many classy ensembles.

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