Batman was arrested yesterday for assaulting his mommy and everyone’s got a story to tell about what he really happened on Sunday night. Christian Bale’s mommy and sissy issued a statement saying they weren’t going to talk about it. They said they didn’t personally call the police, but they aren’t going to give anymore statements because “it’s a family matter.”
The Daily Mail claims Christian completely flipped out on Sunday night after his mommy insulted his wifey. A source said, “Christian was stressed, but he didn’t lay a finger on anyone. Instead, he flew off the handle and cussed his mother. He just got very loud because his mother was saying some very outrageous things about him, and his wife.”
The source said that Christian’s marriage is in trouble and his relationship with his mother sucks, so it just all came to a head that night. Christian has already denied the assault allegations.
TMZ also has a story about Christian freaking out on the set of “Terminator 4” last Friday. He apparently screamed at the cinematographer, “I will kick your ass.” Meh.
Basically, Christian has a temper, his family might be annoying, they had a very loud argument, someone called the police, he was arrested, he was released and that’s that. It just sounds like a typical episode of “Cops,” but with British accents. So an extremely classy episode of “Cops.”
Also, did you know his mommy used to be a clown? I’m not sure if that means anything or not, but now I picture her dressed as a sad clown during their entire argument.