Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. “Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!”
Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan’s third kid.
If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don’t know if there is such a thing, but there should be.