Did Cristiano Ronaldo baste himself in Vaseline, Crisco and Wesson? Whatever hair he had on his legs is fucking gone. He fried that shit right off. I think I’m getting skin cancer just by looking at these pictures.
That being said, I’d hit it. Wait, does too much sun make your dick shrink? What do I care? I’d still hit it even if he does have a hermie-peen.
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