Vadge Is On The Verge

Vadge strikes me as one of those insane people who can work 48 hours straight without sleeping and without help from drugs or caffeine. Those kind of people freak me out. I can barely go 2 hours without falling asleep. Yes, I’m lazy.

Well, Vadge’s workaholic ways might be catching up with her. Vadge is currently working on her “Dry & Sour” world tour and sources claims she’s fired two dancers and her tour manager is about to quit. Her marriage problems, the A-Rod drama and her brother’s book are the reasons why she’s about to breakdown. Bitch needs a Calgon moment.

A source told The Sun, “She feels nobody has taken her side. One of her closest pals says she has never seen Madonna so low. She has been feeling low and looking really gaunt. Madonna was told to go soft on work and rehearsals, so she will now take one proper day off every week and go easy in the mornings.”

Her doctors also told her that she’s anaemic. They recommended that she take some time off, so she’s doing just that at Fishsticks Paltrow’s house in the Hamptons.

I think Vadge has forgotten how to have fun. Everything is work, work, work. And when she’s not working, she’s working out. All that exercise has probably made her ass lips all buff, which means she has trouble taking a dump. No wonder she’s tense!

Also, I bet you her pussy hasn’t barfed since the late 90s. She needs a good old-fashioned orgasm to set her straight again.