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Dude, just a couple more big exhales and Officer Prissypants squad car will be fully inflated. – Loozer


Even with rising gas prices, Russian police are beginning to second-guess their switch to Meth-anol. – Durwood

Gasoline. It’s a sure fire way to kill the little swimmers he ingested to get out of that ticket. – trouser snake

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