Sherri Shepherd, second dumb-bitch-in-command next to Elisabeth Hasselcrack on “The View,” told a Christian women’s magazine that she has “had more abortions than I would like to count.” Somebody get Guinness World Records on the phone!
Sherri opened up to Precious Times magazine about her rough past which included drugs and fucking tons of dudes. She said, “My sister was heavy into drugs, and we would have to go and get her from crack houses. I was sleeping with a lot of guys and had more abortions than I would like to count.” She can count?!
Sherri, who was a Jehovah’s Witness at the time, said she was involved in a very abusive relationship. When she converted to Christianity, everything changed for her, “God showed me that it would make a difference. I ask the Lord, ‘Why am I here?’ I have to trust God when He says, ‘Because I said so.‘”
She also thinks Barbara Walters needs saving, “Oh, sometimes I say, ‘Lord, Juanita Bynum or Joyce Meyer would be so good at this table. They could lay hands on Barbara Walters and get her saved.‘” I can already hear Barbara screaming, “Thut up, Therri!”
Sherri, just because you have a mouth, doesn’t mean you need to use it all the time. Even I keep some things to myself, like the time I let some 75-year-old pepaw pay me to play with his shriveled turtlehead. I’ve never told anyone that…….until now.