Nick Hogan’s Special Birthday Present

July 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Legal ass alert! Nick Hogan will turn 18 on Sunday which means he will be moved from juvenile jail to adult jail until his release in October. That’s if a judge doesn’t kill the fun and order for him to stay on the juvi side. The adult jail sounds right up Nick’s alley. TMZ has a description:

It’s an open dormitory type of setting where he’ll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

Happy Barfday! Nick’s ass will be the cake and everyone will get a piece. I would say “don’t drop the soap,” but who uses soap anymore? Don’t drop the body wash, Nick!

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