Natalie Portman Goes Bollywood

July 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Natalie Portman dressed up as a Bollywood princess for her boyfriend’s new video, “Carmensita.” Natalie and folk singer Devendra Banhart have been boinking for about 4 months now.

I sort of have a minor crush on the bearded lady known as Devendra Banhart. I mean, Devendra Banhart sounds like the name of a silent movie star from the 1920s or the name of a gay pirate. And I like silent movie stars and gay pirates!

He’s dreamy even though his music confuses my eardrums. Is this crap even music? Halfway through this shit, I actually forgot I was watching a music video. I was starting to confuse it with one of those annoying Fandango puppet commercials.

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