Lazy Bitches Of The Day

July 22, 2008 / Posted by:

File this under: Drink some coffee before you rob a joint!

Police in Seattle were called to a possible break-in at a Fred Meyer department store. When they arrived, they found a trail of pillows and other shit from the store’s storage room to the place where the two dumbasses were sleeping. They were napping on the shit they stole! Police took pictures of them before placing them under arrest.

Before waking these idiots, the police should have taken out a Sharpie and scribbled “I suck at robbing” and “world’s worst thieves” on their foreheads. They also should have frozen their panties and put their hands in a bowl of water to make them piss themselves.

Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary. The police say alcohol was involved. Yeah, so was stupidity and laziness.

Thanks Jennifer

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >