Gay Al is in Miami doing the whole “fashion week” thing and he was spotted hanging out with another Star Jones look-alike. A source told Page Six, “He came to the Tommy Bahama show at the Raleigh with a look-alike. But this one was in what looked like a fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stillettos.” Fake Herve Leger and 4-inch stilletos? Aww! That was so sweet of Gay Al to let his new fruit fly borrow his clothes.
The source said that Gay Al stood by the bar with his date with a towel around his neck, drinking Peroni beer. He was just taking a little break in between butt-fuck appointments. He really should have left his cum rag back in the room. Most people don’t enjoy the fresh smell of crusty man chowder with their cocktails. Yeah, most people are crazy. Crusty man chowder happens to be my signature scent.
Speaking of Gay Al, I spent a lot of my weekend watching his “I am not a homosexual” YouTubes and I finally realized what that shit reminds me of. It reminds me of “Men In Film.” I mean, can’t you just picture him screaming, “Touch me in the morning and then just walk away“? I think I’ve found Gay Al’s new career. Clip below: