Batman Busted

July 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Christian Bale’s mommy and sissy filed a complaint at the police station in London claiming Christian assaulted them on Sunday. The po-po decided to hold off on questioning him last night, because Christian was at the London premiere of “The Dark Knight.” A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth.”

Stupid celebrities and their special treatment! If it was you and it was your wedding day, they would have dragged your ass out of there before you even had time to say “I do.” And they would have tasered you in front of everyone!

TMZ reports that Christian was arrested today and taken in for questioning.

Holy mom beater, Batman! Yeah, I know, I know. I’m sure you can come up with something better. Have at it!

Did you know Christian’s stepmommy is Gloria Steinem? So it would be pretty fucking ironic if he turned out to be some sort of woman beater.

Here’s some pictures of Christian looking confused and constipated at his London premiere last night.

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