Amy Wino Is The New Dr. Drew

July 22, 2008 / Posted by:

When I first read the line, “Amy Winehouse Volunteers to Help Drug Addicts,” I immediately though to myself, “Help them with what? Help them to be better crackheads?” I mean, is she going to hold their hair back while they hit the pipe? According to Amy Wino’s friends, she wants to counsel them.

One friend told Heat Magazine, “She’s spoken to rehab centers and addiction clinics about doing volunteer work and has offered to do some talks to the in-patients about her experiences and how she overcame what have been some of the hardest, darkest days of her life. Her family have been a rock for her and she feels like she owes others something.”

Hmmm…Wino is up to something. She probably used up all her druggie contacts, so she’s trying to fill up her Rolodex with new ones. You know, she’s just networking.

Wino is going to find it extremely difficult to talk to someone who won’t stop laughing due to the fact that they’re getting counseled by the one and only Crackie of Camden.

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