Weapons Of Mass Destruction

July 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

If this isn’t a sign that the troops need to come home then I don’t know what is. Heidi Montag said that she’s going to go to Iraq to perform for the troops. You know, because they haven’t been through enough, so we might as well torture them with live singing from Heidi.

The plastic horsey told Extra (via People), “My brother was an airborne ranger in Afghanistan and Iraq. It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there.” Heidi’s stepbrother, who fought in Iraq, passed away last March after he fell off a roof in Colorado.

Spencer said that John McCain’s daughter, Meghan, is going to help them get to Iraq, “I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”

How about we send Twit and Twat to Guantanamo instead. They won’t know the difference. That way we can lock them up and throw away the key. Nobody has to know! It will be America’s little secret.

If Heidi Montag performs in Iraq, then the terrorists win.

Tags: Twit And Twat

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