No, this picture was not taken from the inside of a leather gay bar on Mars. It’s the two alien homos known as Tommy Girl and Katie at MotoGp in Laguna Seca, CA. I don’t know if Katie’s eyes are screaming for help or if she’s trying to steal my soul for Tommy Girl’s collection. Either way, she’s creeping me the fuck out.
And do they go to the same baby hairdresser at Supercuts? I’m only able to tell them apart because of Katie’s height. Tommy Girl may be wearing lifts, but Katie still looks taller. He just looks like a little man in big shoes. Do you think if I send Tommy Girl a pair of exquisite lucite heels, he’ll wear them?