Lance Bass is the gay Sienna Miller because he’s doing fuckey fuckey times with a married man! Homewrecking slut! Well, not really. Lance’s new piece, personal trainer Sebastian Leal, reportedly married Jessica Gannon 9 years ago and never divorced even though they broke up 3 years ago. Sebastian was raised in Brazil and Jessica is an American. Green card marriage! My favorite.
Jessica told Page Six that they split due to “irreconcilable differences.” The differences being that they both like dick. Jessica went on to say, “We continue to love each other. He was, is and always will be my best friend.” Blah…blah… Whatever you say Andie McDowell.
And somebody needs to tell Lance and Sebastian to please keep the fisting action behind closed doors.