In Diddy’s latest YouTube video, he gets all spiritual about running. He goes on and on and on about running. Running! And by “running,” I think he means freebasing. This is why I stay away from any kind of exercise. It’s not good for your brains.
Whenever I need to think about life, I eat a bowl of Pintos ‘n Cheese from Taco Bell. Not for any particular reason, but just because that shit is goooood.
Mondays are confusing enough and now Diddy has made it even more confusing. Can we all just pretend it’s Sunday and go back to bed?
P.S. – Diddy, I don’t get it and I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about!