Brit Brit Is Not An ATM!

July 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Naw, she’s more like a check cashing place. Actually, she’s more like a Fila shoebox stuffed with a bunch of $1 bills. Anyway, Brit Brit has reportedly recorded a song called “ATM” about all her family members. Wait, maybe it’s not about a cash machine. Maybe she’s singing about “Ass to Mouth.” I know she really loves Cheetos, but enough to eat the caca-covered Cheetos bits off a – No, I need to stop. Not today.

According to the Mirror, the lyrics for “AMT” go: “Hey Mama, I know it’s my cash you seek. You know they treat me like an ATM, but y’all know that I’m too good for ‘em.” Did MC Scat Kat write that shit?

Brit Brit not only targets her family, but apparently she wrote a song about Justin Timberlake called “Already Bad.” The lyrics go, “I know you thought you were the first, but I had already quenched my thirst, I was already bad.” Yup, confirmed. Scat Kat is writing Brit Brit’s next album.

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