An Indestructible Pepaw!

July 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Last Wednesday night, Kenny Anderson was reading the paper and drinking his Sanka at his regular diner in Wilkesboro, N.C. when a minivan came cashing through the window and pushed Kenny into the counter. Kenny calmly grabbed his hat, put it back on his head and walked away.

Kenny went on “Today” this morning and told Meredith that he really didn’t realize what had happened. He said, “It just knocked the breath out of me. I couldn’t breathe at first.” Kenny was taken to the hospital, but he didn’t have any major injuries or broken bones.

Was Brit Brit Spears in North Carolina last week? No, the woman driving the minivan said she lost control of the her vehicle and her brakes stopped working. Before busting through the diner, she also hit an SUV and two parked cars. She was not injured. “Lost control of the car” is a drunk bitch’s way of saying, “I was WASTED!

Kenny is seriously one calm pepaw. I would’ve ran off and quickly called my lawyers. The diner, the driver, the minivan maker, the bitches who installed the window and the city would all have lawsuits in their hands! Kenny doesn’t seem to give an eff. He just wants another cup of coffee.


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