Pretty In Pink

July 20, 2008 / Posted by:

I really should’ve titled this shit “Pretty Fucking Classy in Pink.” It’s the ravishing CoCo with her pimp at the opening of Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. Don’t even make the joke that CoCo is the one who is wasted space. Slap a baby bunny rabbit before you do such a thing! She is perfection.

I don’t think that’s ruching on the back of her dress. CoCo’s ass is like a magnet and it’s trying to eat that dress. That’s probably why she never wears panties. Her ass always ends up eating them. She’s like a Maytag dryer.

Ice-T looks like he’s all dressed up for The Annual Pimp N’ Ho Ball. He’s just missing a hat with a pink feather in it and a cane. Pimpto Bismal! And this is seriously the classiest I’ve ever seen CoCo look. I don’t like it.

Luckily, she was back to looking like her elegant self at Ice-T’s poolside performance. Remember how I said her ass is a major muncher? The same goes for her chocha. By the end of the day, half of her capris were probably eaten by her coochie. That belt is gone forever. Hungry hungry vagina! She has to feed it a steak dinner every night just to keep it from devouring everything in sight. Damn, she’s gorgeous.

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