Possibly Sad News

July 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Mini-Me has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his famous sexy time tape. He dropped the lawsuit after they agreed not to market the video of him rubbing his lipstick all over that pony lady’s vagina.

His lawyer told The Los Angeles Times, “We got what we wanted: a permanent injunction.” SugarDVD must have the permission from Mini-Me and his co-star Ranae Shrider before selling the little blue movie.

Mini-Me’s lawyer said he wants to keep the tape private and has no plans to sell. He’s saying that now, but something tells me Mini-Me is short on cash, so his own piece of hell will soon be up for sale. I can’t fucking wait. I still need to know if Mini-Me is hung like a kitten. He has to be bigger than these dudes (NSFW). Seriously, I’ve seen clits (DON’T CLICK ON THAT) bigger than those dicks. It’s pretty sad when you’re able to stick the whole dick in your mouth and toss their salad at the same time.

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >