Jodie Marsh Is A Fashion Icon

July 20, 2008 / Posted by:

When I grow up I want to be Jodie Marsh. Not only is she the epitome of grace and sophistication, but she is also a true fashion icon. Who else could pull off this stunning ensemble? Well, probably a $5 day-shift tranny hooker, but that’s besides the point!

If the CDC ever lets her into America, she should come and show the whores here how it’s really done. I’m almost tempted to say that Jodie is more elegant than Shauna Sand! I know, I should be fucked with a lucite heel for saying that. Jodie and Shauna should settle this in a Miss Elegant pageant. It can be held in a Hazmat tent and Dimitri the Lover will judge.

Here’s more of Jodie out in London last night. The people around her are so lucky. I’m surprised they aren’t going into violent seizures from being close to her intense glamour. I swear, I’d totally go lesbo for her. Eating her coochie would be like biting into a fresh jalapeno, but I like to live on the wild side.

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