Flowers For Blaaake?

July 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino was out with friends in Camden last night and they might have been getting the party started for Blaaake. He receives his sentence tomorrow and some seem to think that the judge is going to release him into the wild! Crackie dealers all over London are at their crack alters praying he’s set free. The judge could also sentence him to 5 years or less in the chokey.

Blaaake’s mommy and daddy wrote the judge, begging the court to send him home with them and not to Wino. Mommy Blaaake told the News of the World, “I’m absolutely dreading it because I don’t want him to go straight back to Amy. If he goes it could be a death sentence for the two of them. Blake thinks he’s going to be Amy’s saviour and has every intention to try to stop the drugs. But Amy is completely unstable. Blake is a recovering addict and he’s not strong enough to resist the temptation. If they are reunited, I know they will be back on drugs within days.

Blaaake is a recovering addict? Since when? Methinks Mommy Blaaake has been smoking some of the hard stuff too.

She thinks that if he goes back to Wino, they will both overdose. Mommy Obvious wants Wino to go to rehab and for Blaaake to come home with her. She went on to say, “She needs to prove that she loves him enough to stop. Then, once they are both drugs-free, they can have a real future together.

Daddy Wino has already said that Blaaake needs to go straight into rehab after he’s released from the clink. So basically Daddy Wino is blaming Blaaake and Mommy Blaaake is blaming Wino.

If Blaaake is released, we probably won’t see Wino for a while. They are going to lock themselves in her crack den, where they will snort coke out of each other’s genitals, videotape it and upload it to YouTube. Crackies love YouTube.

Here’s more of Wino out with her friends last night. Seriously, she has the weirdest group of friends. They look like hookers and gypsy hipsters.

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