As you know, Ed McMahon is a pepaw in trouble. Ed is broke and can’t pay his bills which could result in him losing his multi-million dollar pepaw kingdom. Well, has Ed resorted to pulling some fraudulent shit?
TMZ reports that Pepaw Ed filed a lawsuit against billionaire Robert Day and Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for a slip and fall at Robert’s house. Ed broke his neck in the fall. He’s suing for pepaw abuse and malpractice.
Last year, Pepaw Ed was making his way down Robert’s entry stairs when he slipped and fell. He said there was no hand rail. I wonder if Pepaw Ed screamed, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!” All elderly people should scream that when they fall.
Ed received treatment at Cedars, but he claims they didn’t take an X-ray of his cervical spine even though he was moaning about neck pain. He left the hospital with a broken neck which he thinks is “elder abuse,” because Cedars should know that old people are prone to such injuries. They also didn’t give him a caramel square while treating him. They should know that a caramel square almost always makes an elderly bitch feel better.
Hey, can you blame a pepaw for trying? Ed needs fast cash! He better watch it though. The other side is going to try and trip him up one day. While Pepaw Ed is walking down the street in his neck brace, they are going to throw a bottle of Sherry at him. Ed will tackle that shit like he’s Jerry Rice. I watch “Dateline.” I know how they trick bitches.