Keep That Money Close

July 19, 2008 / Posted by:

First of all, that dude in between Mimi and Nick is in deep prayer. He’s asking God, “Please God, help me remember to address her as ‘her butterfly highness’ or it’s back to working security at Rite-Aid.”

Nick Cannon kept his bank account close as he left Mr. Chow last night. You know he uses Mighty Putty to keep her hand bonded to his. He’s smart. Don’t let that money of out of your sight!

Wait, is that bitch wearing pasties underneath her skin-tight dress? I hope they are shaped like Hello Kitty, unicorns or Mickey Mouse.

I’m also surprised that Mimi and Nick are still married. It’s almost been 3-months! That’s impressive. If they make it to one full year, I swear I’ll give up dick for an hour.

Here’s the butterfly tramp and her child bride at Mr. Chow last night. A broken Cristiano Ronaldo was also there. Those are the ugliest crutches ever. He could have taken time out from waxing his eyebrows to bedazzle that shit or something.

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