Dear Kelly Taylor, Say Your Prayers!

July 19, 2008 / Posted by:

Brenda Walsh will officially return to Beverly Hills to seek vengeance on those who have wronged her! Kelly Taylor better take refuge in the Peach Pit basement. The producers of the “90210” spin-off have announced that Brenda will be back. They can fire those other hos now, because the only bitch that belongs on that show has returned.

Shannen’s spokeswhore also confirmed it, “Shannen is looking forward to returning to 90210.” She’s also looking forward to giving Kelly Taylor a concrete smile.

You know this crazy bitch is going to freak out and get fired AGAIN! Even a Valium overdose couldn’t control Shannen’s insanity. I just hope she goes out with a bang this time.

The producers said that Brenda will be a visiting drama teacher who comes to West Beverly High to direct a musical. Kelly is one of the counselors at West Bev.

A drama teacher?! This makes sense. Brenda proved she was a true thespian when she auditioned for “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” Remember how that dumb slut Laura tried to kill herself in the theater after Brenda got the role? I hated Laura! Clip below:


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