I was never much of a Dawson’s Crack fan, let alone a fan of Katie Holmes. Lately, I have found myself on YouTube looking up Katie’s old scenes to remember what she used to be like. It’s sad. Tommy Girl has used his alien powers to suck out Katie’s youth and any cuteness she ever had. Tommy better be paying her ass top dollar, because now she looks like an elderly, slow, lesbian turtle who puts on a fake smile even when she’s given bad news. I mean, I bet if you went up to the robot bitch and said, “Katie, you only have 48 hours to live.” She’d put on that creepy smile and say, “Ok! Can I make you some pancakes.” Tommy Girl loves pancakes. Especially with strawberries and cream.
It’s also strange that she looks like an old twink. How is that possible? Twinks are supposed to look young, but she manages to look like an elderly one. Bitch is a freak of nature.
Here’s the old ass twink filming “Eli Stone” with the ex Mr. Angelina Jolie, Jonny Lee Miller.