That’s Right!

First of all, there’s nowhere safe for your eyes to run. From the cokey snot in his nose, to the crack pox on his face to the moldy butter wedges in his mouth….it’s all too much. That being said, I’d still sit on his face and use my ass suction to suck up the leftover coke out of his nose. I’m sorry. That was uncalled for.

Anyways, an arrest warrant was issued for Dreamboat Doherty after he didn’t show up to a court hearing for the second time. Dreamy was supposed to be in court today to enter a plea on charges of causing criminal damages for allegedly attacking a female pap last summer. When he didn’t show, an arrest warrant was issued.

A few hours later, the warrant was withdrawn and Dreamy’s spokeswhore said, “The matter has been resolved and the warrant has been withdrawn.”

That’s fucking right! The court realized they were messing with the wrong crackie! Dreamy is above the law and they need to realize that. They’ve already fucked up by putting him in the chokey for a few days and they better not eff up again. If they do, Dreamy will sneeze on them and that will be the end of those dumb bitches!