She Is So Brave

July 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Chyna’s long-lost daughter, Khloe Kardashian, turned herself into police this morning to begin serving her 30 day sentence for violating her probation. 24-year-old Khloe was arrested last March for DUI. She was given probation and was told to complete a booze education program and community service. She did none of that, so a judge ordered she-hulk to 30 days in the clink.

Khloe was surrounded by her skank family and cameras as she arrived at the Van Nuys court house this morning. TMZ reports that Kim and company dropped Khloe off and then went to eat. They know this shit is going to last a quick minute. Khloe is currently at Lynwood.

She will be out before I hit the publish button on this post.

Khloe is probably already the HBIC of Lynwood. The minute she stomped into the mess hall, the light fixtures started shaking, plaster started breaking off the walls and every bitch in there immediately bowed down to her. That giant bitch is scary!

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