R.I.P. Baby Red Panda

July 18, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m sorry to be a total downer, but the baby red panda who was adopted by a hot pussycat has passed away at a zoo in Amsterdam. And now, I’m sad.

The baby red panda’s whorebag mommy rejected it shortly after birth. A zookeeper’s cat quickly took the baby in and allowed it to suck on her chichis. She had just given birth to four kittens around the same time the baby red panda was born.

According to an autopsy, the baby panda’s windpipe was full of milk, which means he must have choked. This came as a shock to the zoo because he was doing so well. They had hoped he would be able to feed from the cat for the next three months and then move on to bamboo and fruit.

I hope that dumb bitch red panda mommy is happy with herself. She probably doesn’t even know because she’s too busy being a drunk and a slut. Damn her to hell!

Rest in peace, Baby Red Panda……


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