Not Bad

July 18, 2008 / Posted by:

One of my life’s goals is to get my picture taken by the police department. When my time finally comes, which it will, I want to know what to expect. Do you get more than one shot? Do they say “say cheese“? Is there a little birdie over the camera? Do they give you a proof sheet and allow you to choose your best shot? Do they have red eye remover? I always get red eye. Seriously, I have so many questions.

They must give you more than one shot, because how did Khloe Kardashian end up with a decent mug shot? She needed to “smile with eyes” more. Other than that, it’s pretty good. TMZ also claims she’s 5’10” and 145lbs. We’ll let Khloe believe that. The scale really read, “Get off me, bitch!

Below is Khloe partying with her sister Kim last night. They threw her a “Girl, You’re Going to Jail!” party. You know how Kardashian trash does it.

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