White Oprah, just collect your baggy of boogie sugar, head to the nearest stall, lock the door and stay in there all night. When you’re done with that, use your Dyson nose to get all the crumbs underneath my refrigerator. Thank you.
This bitch is so nasty! If she was a Looney Tunes character, her name would be Cokey Pig. Everything from her artificial hair to her fake tan can be found at your local Rite-Aid. She’s lucky that she was blessed with such beautiful veneers. That way she can easily “cut n’ snort” without the use of a credit card.
White Oprah and HoHan’s brother, Michael Lohan Jr. (he needs a name change), showed up to that Sephora party last night in NYC. It looks like Michael pisssed his pants. Can you blame him? Try holding your bladder while standing that close to White Oprah. Mission impossible.