Not only did Brit Brit sign over sole custody of SPF and JJ to KFed, but she has also agreed to pay his ass $20,000 a month in child support. He used to get $15,000 a month. He got a raise! $200 for the kids and $19,800 for him! Kids only need a box of animal crackers and a couple of Crayolas.
People reports that KFed’s lawyer will also get $250,000 from Brit Brit for his work on the custody case.
So what does Brit Brit get in return? Peace and quiet! She can finally enjoy her glass of Boones Farms without some annoying ass kid tugging at her sweatpants, complaining about how hungry he is. Seriously, Brit got more visitations and an extra overnight. A source told E! that once the conservatorship of her estate ends, she will ask the court for 50/50.
The settlement papers haven’t been filed, but it’s pretty much a done deal. They were supposed to go to trial and now that’s not going to happen.
Brit’s lawyer said, “It was a victory for the whole family that they don’t have to go to a trial.” It’s not a victory for us. Brit Brit and KFed’s courtroom drama was going to be my summer guilty pleasure. What about the hours of entertainment we were going to get from that trial? What about us?! They are so selfish!
You know KFed is popping the Alize and Henny tonight.