Justice Is Served

July 18, 2008 / Posted by:

For the zero of you out there that actually give a horse’s vagina (DON’T CLICK ON THAT), Khloe Kardashian has broken out of the clink! She destroyed the jail bars and busted through the concrete walls. Not really, they just let her go.

Khloe served 173 minutes out of her 30-day sentence. She checked herself in this morning. TMZ reports that she was let go due to “overcrowding.” That’s because she takes up 3 jail cells! Not to mention that the prison guards were probably running from her she-hulk ass.

You know Wonky McValtrex is fucking pissed! Nicole Richie did 82 minutes, HoHan did 84 and Khloe only did 173.

Khloe’s lawyer said, “Khloe was prepared to serve her entire sentence if that is what the Sheriff’s Department had ordered. Having said that, she is, of course, happy to have been released and she is looking forward to fulfilling all the conditions of her probation.”

Translation: PARTYYYYYY TIME!!!!

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