It’s About Time

July 18, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

“Desperate Housewives” was only hot during season 1 and then it quickly became a borefest. I blame Eva LongWHORIA. The show’s creator, Marc Cherry, said that this shit will end after season 7. Season 5 will begin airing in the fall.

He said, “I love working with these gals, but the idea of letting anyone else take the show from me kind of makes me sad and sick to my stomach. Of course, this could be some clever ruse on my part to get tremendous amounts of money in season eight, but who knows.” Ugh. Why did he have to say that last part? It’s probably the truth.

Season 7 can’t come sooner! After the finale, LongWHORIA will quickly go from Direct-to-DVD star to Lifetime movie star to Skinemax star to reality star to completely dropping off the face of the planet. It will be a long journey to an Eva-free world, but there’s light at the end of the tunnel.

Tags: Brawls, TV

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